suck my hypothetical dick

A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.

They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.

Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!

Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*

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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!

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