Blaughter

A burst of laughter so sudden, intense and uncontrollable that is starts with the letter 'B'.

'BAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!'

'Yo, did you see Mickey's faceplant on the stairs?'
'Ya man, I lol'd hard.'
'Ya, I fucking blaughed.'

'Blaughter is even better medicine.'

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Prestalgia

To predict the nostalgia that will come from something that hasn't happened yet or that is happening now.
Like missing someone before they're gone.

- You know, once you guys are living in London, I'm gonna come visit you and we're gonna look back on these years and say those were some pretty awesome times.
- Ya, I think I miss this already.
- Me too.
- Aw, I can't take all this prestalgia.

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get plaid

Getting paid and getting laid on the same day.

Yo, today's payday and I've got a hot date. I'm gonna get plaid tonight!

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Fooble

A feeble fool. Someone who is so weak and lethargic that they look like a bumbling idiot.

Get off the couch you fooble.

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Boovie

A book that was adapted into a movie.

- Yo, The Reader was so the best boovie ever!
- Yeah, and Harry Potter 6 so wasn't.

OR

- Hey, does Watchmen count as a boovie?
- What do you mean?
- Well technically it's a graphic novel, not a book.
- It's made of hundreds of pieces of paper, bound together at the spine, and people read it: it's a freakin' book.

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