masturbate

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.

I masturbate.

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prostitute

someone who's willing to pretend to have had sex with you.

I found prostitute.

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I love you

I love you when said in a virtual reality system means that I'd prefer it if you didn't associate yourself with me as you're likely annoying or a terrible person.
It can also be typed as a way of talking to yourself threw a computer regardless, of the scenario.

I love you!

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scam

to receive a gift without manipulating another individual.

I practically scammed him.

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bite my tongue off

enjoy a meal.

I'd bite my tongue off if I could.

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girl

anyone with a vagina. no age limit!

I got that girl's number the other day.

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lsd

Lsd means that you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

I have LSD.

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