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stoner

A person who consumes enough THC to adversely effect their thought process. The idea is that the fat-soluble THC builds up in the brain over time, causing certain neuroreceptors to become inhibited. The average stoner will have a short attention span and usualy behave apatheticaly towards any sort of physical effort. While not a threat normaly, and usualy relaxed people, stoners are a danger to themselves and others in any line of work where heavy machinery is involved.

Worker 1:"Holy hell how did that guy manage to crush his hand in a hydraulic press?"

Worker 2:"He's a stoner, what do you expect?"

by Philosophos April 30, 2006

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