Flirt Simulator

A member of the opposite sex, who you are not (yet?) having a romantic relationship with, but you sometimes push the boundaries for the sake of ‘practice’.

Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.

spunctuation

Spunctuation..when you’re leaving a voicemail for someone, but you’re SO used to doing voice to text that you accidentally ‘speak’ the punctuation in the voicemail.

“Call me later Bob comma thanks exclamation point”.

Dave messed up his voicemail to the new client and used Spunctuation