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After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.
Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
When you receive a BJ and at the crucial moment you whip your knob out and jizz all over her face, getting it in her eyes and causing the eyelids to stick together temporarily blinding her
Katie gave me a great shiner last night but went garrity when I pulled out and shot my load all over her face getting it in her eyes and blinding her
A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers
Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her