Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

Spuber

Spewing in an Uber. You've had way too many beers and they're not going to stay in your body long enough to come out the normal way. Nope, they are coming back out the way the came in. And the driver can't stop in time. Sorry about the upholstery mate!

I had a huge chuck on the way home, the driver insisted my Mum pay a hundred bucks to clean up the Spuber!