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The now obsolete name for the male facial hair feature now known as a Douche Tag or Dork Tuft.
Historically known also as a Sax Player's Moustache
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
Jeebus! That Soul Patch makes you look like a douche!
116π 147π
The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."
43π 10π
dog-vomit. especially after feeding a dog pizza... but unversal for dog upchuck.
"Oh look bowser left a present for you on your laptop keyboard! A big helping of cup-o-pizza! Oh... are those flames coming out of the screen?"
28π 13π
The correct modern name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that douche tag."
119π 41π
The business issues related to not demanding payment up front and by allowing a customer to set a price after services are rendered.
A classic red flag in the services industry.
In sex work this tends to be more of an issue for semi-pros and "friendly gals" looking to pick up some extra cash than it is for genuine mercenary hookers.
The phrase is commonly applied to any service business where there is no product that can be returned (house cleaning, tree surgery, psychotherapy, hot dog vending, midwifery, meth dealing, lap dancing, wedding singing, etc)
From a customer perspective the value of a service is worth less after it has been delivered.
Being asked to do something on the basis that you will be paid according to the customer's view of the value afterwards.
A man in a titty bar will pay $300 for a ten minute hands-off pants-up lap dance after three vodka-redbulls and an hour or two of watching T&A.
If the same dancer meets him after work instead and screws him at a motel and asks for a tip afterwards he'll notice that she has a caesarean scar and that her boobs are a little lopsided and she wouldn't let him touch her hair and her teeth are kinda yellow and besides... she liked it too. and offer her $50 bux.
(conversely, getting a customer to set a price before service and pre-pay or contract to pay that price can often benefit the service provider. People tend to inflate the value of services they hope to acquire)
"When I do emergency tech work I let the customer pay what they think the service was worth after I fix the problem, but I avoid the whore's dilemma by making it clear that their level of monetary appreciation will determine the priority I give them when responding to future emergencies."
35π 6π
A portion of a party stripper's show where she uses sex toys like dildos etc.
This part of the event can sometimes include audience participation and tricks or gags like shooting ping pong balls or puffing a cigarette or cigar with her girl parts.
The stripper at the bachelor party did a toyshow where she let the groom use a dildo on her and then shot ping pong balls across the room with her snatch.
33π 8π
As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."
48π 15π