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jeebus

A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?

"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"

by seeker6079 February 24, 2006

1197πŸ‘ 788πŸ‘Ž


jeebus

I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.

Jebus loves you all!

by Obscure facts man! February 24, 2005

799πŸ‘ 586πŸ‘Ž


jeebus

Not homer originally, this word dates back to the late 1800's as a way of saying jesus without actually taking the name in vain.
similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.

Sorry folks Matt G. is not the originator of all. He merely recycles pop culture into a half hour show.

similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.

"Lawd help us jeebus!"

"Gawd allmitey"

by Pete Prisco September 26, 2005

217πŸ‘ 237πŸ‘Ž


jeebus

Homer Simpson's way of saying Jesus. Highly offencive.

Homer; Jeebus is my homeboy.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

18πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


Jeebus

Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or MΓ©nage Γ  Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.

Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.

by Spirit of Truthiness November 3, 2007

9644πŸ‘ 10819πŸ‘Ž


Jeebus

originaly appeared on the frank zappa album "them or us"in 1979 on the song "heavenly pocket book. Matt Groening, A well know zappa fan and creater of the Simpsons borrowed it for the apisode.

"Cuz JEEBUS said if we don't do what's in the book we ain't goin up to heabin.

by josep milifresh January 17, 2004

180πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž


Jeebus

A less religiously-offensive version of "Jesus" used often in place of saying the Lamb of God's name in vain. The origin of the word stems from Homer Simpson from the show THE SIMPSONS

"Help! Save me Jeebus!"

by The S October 22, 2003

77πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž