Josh: Man, what is the matter with you?
Jon: I am a resident of the house of pain and they won't let me leave.
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Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.
Josh: Chorizo?
Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.
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