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A superficial overhaul. Typically a quick cleaning and paint job of an automobile engine
an "Earl Scheib"
Distraught car owner: What do you mean the engine is blown? The car salesman said it had been recently overhauled!!
Mechanic: An aerosol overhaul maybe.
Distraught car owner:FUCK!!!
What happens to lesser known metal bands As time goes by.
Damm there isn't even a wiki page on my favorite heavy metal band. Fucking metalocrity!
When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.
She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.
Left over Porn on minimized windows that pop up when your wife goes to use the computer.
Wife: Honey I'm going look at the bank balance before we go out.
Husband: Sure baby.
Wife: What the hell is this? I thought you were gaming all night, not looking at this crap!!
Husband: It wasn't me!
Wife: You Skeevy Bastard!
Husband: Fucking Stealth Porn!
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