Bisexual

Someone attracted to 2 groups of people: people of the same gender, and people of a different gender

Being bisexual doesn’t necessarily mean an attraction to only men and women, but people of a different gender too

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Co-whore-dination

When 2, or more, people plan to show up in super slutty outfits

Person 1: oh my gosh, have you seen what they’re wearing?!
Person 2: yeah, they totally planned it
Person 1: true, it must have taken some co-whore-dination

Mongo

Mongo is the giant gingerbread man from Shrek 2

Person 1: Do you think the giant gingerbread man in Shrek 2 has a name?

Person 2: Yeah it’s Mongo

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You’re beautiful

Veronica Sawyer says this to tell someone they’re being fake, and full of it.

Courtney: “If I got that money, I’d give it all to the homeless. Every cent.”

Veronica: “You’re beautiful”

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Earth

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously