CD

1. Compact Disk

2. "Calm Down!"

1. Hey, I bought a new Aerosmith CD!

2. Dude, you need to CD! ASAP! Bitch.

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pilanto

Extremely smart, genius, prodigy

wow! you scored and A+ in prehistoric algebra? man you are pilanto!

Smokie Doke

To smoke weed.

you wanna go for a smokie doke?

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jipped

A misspelling of gypped.

Bob: Oh damn! You got jipped!
Jim: I think you mean gypped...
Bob: But urban dictionary has a definition fo-
Jim: You got gypped!

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cocksocket

another word for the female sexual organ

so im driving her cocksocket hard and...

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hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.

Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.

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xmms

X Multimedia system, like WinAmp but for linux

Dude, get Winamp!
I can't! I have linux!
Well then get xmms!

Okay, lame example...

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