Jeterian Swing

Ground Into Double Play

Zack came up to bat in the bottom of the 9th inning with his team down by one, championship on the line, bases loaded with one out, needing a hit to win the game, but he had a Jeterian Swing, hitting a ground ball to the second baseman, flipped to the shortstop, to the first baseman, game over, championship over, the other team wins by a score of 3-2.

OnlyFans

A website for stupid, talentless lowlifes that were more likely than not, High School dropouts that want to make money but don't want to have to go to work every single fucking day.

Carson: Apparently Jenny has managed to make money everyday despite the fact that she was a High School dropout, which caused her to lose all respect that she had and doesn't have a real job.
Melba: How is she making money despite that?
Carson: She sells nudes on OnlyFans everyday.
Melba: That's absolutely disgusting and completely unacceptable.
Carson: Yeah, I've always seen her as her as a shady bitch, as have you and several other students, along with the teachers and staff members in School.
Melba: She will never learn, no matter how many times she will be advised to not do it and get a real job.

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uncultured swine

People that treat other people like shit just because they have a different opinion.

Karen is an uncultured swine

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CDC

Corrupt, worthless, organization that claims to be helpful when it comes to health and safety and other crap like that, but in reality they just fuck over everyone they can when they can.

The CDC is fucking garbage and should not be taken serious.

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Kung Flu

What to call the Coronavirus when you want to offend radical leftists as payback for the stupid shit they have said and done or if you are Anti-Asian.

Despite what was initially thought, you can get the Kung Flu more than once.

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Hi, how are you?

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?

Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

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won the game

When you do whatever it takes in a certain game of some sort, even if things were looking bad for the majority of it and especially if things were looking bad for the majority of it.

There has been many occasions were the opposing player or even you won the game despite the fact that things were looking bad for the majority of it.