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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.

Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 24, 2022


Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2021


Makeup sex

When you have sex to make up for something.

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 2, 2022

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Statistically 9 out of 10 people

Enjoy Gang Rape

Statistically 9 out of 10 people lie

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

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Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.

I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022


Pussy

Nickname for a cat as well as someone that's a coward and of course, a woman's vagina.

Carl is a pussy, he literally freaks out whenever he touches something that is hot.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 19, 2022


No

The opposite of yes and something some people will never accept as an answer, but they need to because no one will ever always get what they want as life was never meant to be fair and will never be fair, something that many people will never understand.

Idiot: Would you like to buy some crack?
Smart guy: No, I have no desire to get high.
Idiot: Why not?
Smart guy: Because I'm not stupid enough to do that and other stupid garbage like that. On the other hand, many people, such as yourself are.
Idiot: You hurt my feelings!
Smart guy: Deal with it, loser, your feelings mean nothing.
Idiot: Screw you!
Smart guy: Whatever

by PhoenixGamer34 June 5, 2021