Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

Word Craving

When a word is on the tip of your tongue, but no other synonym will suffice.

Man, I have such a word craving right now.