Lenny Cummins

A “Lenny Cummins” is someone who, although gentlemanly, has sex with an abundance of women, as is implied in the name.

“God, did you hear how many girls Jeff has been with, he’s such a respectful guy, I never would’ve thought, I guess he’s a real Lenny Cummins type.

fanilla

Something that is so aesthetically pleasing to the point where people want it for themselves.

Wow your jacket is so fanilla where did you get it?

Fionann

A Fionann is someone who has so few women that are attracted to them, that they stop showering. This of course leads to them smelling extremely bad, and lowers the pool of women attracted to them even more, and the process repeats.

God he’s having trouble with the ladies, it’s clear as day, he’s becoming a real Fionann.

the filthy Colm

The filthy Colm is the act of fucking a girl so hard, because you feel that your penis lacks the size to please her with mass alone, that she ends up getting scoliosis.

My girlfriend said that her exs all had really big dicks, I’ll have to try and give her the filthy Colm.