bulldog with mayo

Really loose and floppy beaf curtains soaked with mucus that makes a chicks gash look like a bulldog's face after it stuck its face in a jar of mayonnaise.

"I was gonna tap this chicks ass but when i saw the bulldog with mayo I figured I owe it to myself to pass this one by and wait for something a little less used."

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work from home

Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.

Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."

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pillow talk

Talking with a breast in your mouf

I gagged during pillow talk when her nipple tickled my uvula

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Fluff Bunny

A person who goes to a psionic website and wants to learn how to throw lightning bolts at the school bully


PSIPOG FO LIFE!

Dbzfan1111: OMGzorzz ! wantss t0 learn how to do kamaha!11!111!

Bobrobyn: STFU NOOB!

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GOLIOTH

i THINK USING AIM BOT

GOLIOTH .... i HOPE YOUR NOT USING AIM BOT.............

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russian toast

Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast

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muttwang

Something or someone so mind numbingly pointless and shit that it makes your insides burn with anger and the desire to kill.

"This is a right muttwang"
"You really are a muttwang"

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