Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.
Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast
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Talking with a breast in your mouf
I gagged during pillow talk when her nipple tickled my uvula
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Really loose and floppy beaf curtains soaked with mucus that makes a chicks gash look like a bulldog's face after it stuck its face in a jar of mayonnaise.
"I was gonna tap this chicks ass but when i saw the bulldog with mayo I figured I owe it to myself to pass this one by and wait for something a little less used."
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Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.
Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."
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Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.
I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.
A person who goes to a psionic website and wants to learn how to throw lightning bolts at the school bully
PSIPOG FO LIFE!
Dbzfan1111: OMGzorzz ! wantss t0 learn how to do kamaha!11!111!
Bobrobyn: STFU NOOB!
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