FAIDS

An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.

Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.

One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.

Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"

Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"

Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."

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Slut

1. (n) A person who will sleep with nearly anyone (sometimes regardless of sex) in order to be popular or just for the sake of doing so.

2. (adj) "Slutty", characteristics of a slut, often in reference to style of dress or behavior.

"Slut" is not to be confused with "Whore", as a whore is a person who may exhibit slut-like behaviors, but does so for financial gain.

See also: whore

1. Girl #1: "Can you believe that Trina slept with three different guys last night!?"

Girl #2: "Wow. What a total slut."

2. Girl: "Look at that slutty skirt she is wearing."

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Whore

1. (n) A person who will sleep with nearly anyone (sometimes regardless of gender) for financial gain.

The adjective form of "Whore" would be "Whore-like" or "Whore-ish", and can be used to describle style of dress or behaviors that would correspond with a whore.

"Whore" is most often used when referring to a female who exhibits said characteristics. When in reference to males, the term "Man-Whore" is often used.

See also: slut

Guy: "Hey, how much for a blowjob?"

Whore: "$50 bucks."

Guy: "Sounds good", *ziiip* "Get to work."

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Skeeze

1. (n) One who exhibits slut- or whore-like qualities, but is known to be more filthy, dirty, and of lower moral standards than the average slut.

"Skeeze" was formed by combination of the words "skank" and "sleeze", and can be used in an adjective form, i.e. "skeezy" or "skeeze-like". Generally "skeeze" implies qualities that are lower than those of a skank, sleeze, slut, or whore.

See also: skank, sleeze/sleaze

Guy #1: "Jesus.. look at that girl.. is that a skirt or a belt? I can't tell.."
Guy #2: "Stay away from that man.. I've heard that she has more crabs than Red Lobster, and that she let some guy piss in her mouth for $5."
Guy #1: "Holy shit.., what a skeeze..."

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