Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

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dumper pumper

1.)One who fucks the anus
2.)The act of anal sex

"Check out that dumper pumper action"
"Last night I gave her the ole dumper pumper"

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frankenstien

Rolling a cigaette out of the butts you find at a local ashtray.

Astray = Public cemetary
Cig butts = Dead Bodys
Roller = Dr. Frankenstien

Usually done by the homelss and hard-up broke ass smokers

I'm gonna hit the starbucks so I can roll a frankenstien.

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dick puller

Someone who jacks off too much

Barry needs to change his name to Dick Puller

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heavy duty

The duty or act of getting with the fat friend in the group of girls we are trying to have sex that night.
Taking one for the team

Sorry Bro, looks like your on heavy duty tonite.

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shit hooks

Someones Hands, The hands of someone you don't like.

"Hey, get your shit hooks off my beers"

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poopie pooperton

Nickname for a meth pipe

go grap poopie pooperton so we can smoke

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