Breif

A common incorrect way to spell brief. This incorrect spelling can never be unlearned.

Kess: What's this? Breif? Bree-iff? Rocky must be writing again...

Linkeadyhgdudl

An acceptable response (or other random assortment of letters) to show acknowledgment in the Armed Forces.

Shekinah: "Did you get that report done?"

Blugh:"Linkeadyhgdudl..."