Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope

“Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”

gonk

an unspecified type of dirtyness or stain

"Ew, i fell over and now im covered in Gonk"
"Why didnt you clean you shoes, now theres Gonk all over the floor!"
"WHY ARE THERE GONK STAINS ALL OVER MY NEW CARPET?"

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