The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.
The act of pickling a man's severed penis, drying it out, and using it to please yourself.
When I was eight, I found a pickled seabiscuit on my teacher's desk.
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