king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.

“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable

bloorf

A term used for idiots/ morons

Your such a bloorf Preston