A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.
Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
A poofter trap is when you and your friend suspect a person is gay so your friend bends over in eyesight of said gay to find out if he has a look.
Did you see that guy? He fell for the poofter trap and looked at your butt