A hat-collecting game that Valve does not give two shits about, and is considered a âDead gameâ in the eyes of the normies.
Team Fortress 2 is a first-person shooter that consists of 9 classes that have their own abilities.
Scout - That one kid that dropped out of High School to become a rapper
Soldier - The tryhard that takes advantage of the game mechanics to do groovy moves for the attention of the cheerleaders in high school
Pyro - wait is this even a class?
Demoman - a Scottish drunk man that canât stop pressing M1 M2 while using is secondary for twelve seconds
Heavy - âSoviet anthem playsâ
Engineer - That one kid in Kindergarten that always gets the best toys in the class
Medic - Your anime gf if you give him the attention he needs
Sniper - One word, piss
Spy - the weeb of the team that tries to get them quality trickstabs for insta kills, but fails miserably, and will probably spam some Dragonball or Jojo binds
With the lack of updates that Team Fortress 2 is receiving, Team Fortress 2 is considered a âDead Gameâ on many peopleâs eyes, the most common update that you can get from the game is written in one sentence-
âUpdated localization filesâ
Me: Hey wanna play some Team Fortress 2?
Friend: What the fuck you still play that shit man go to overwatch you brain-dead bitch that game went through itâs age and died canât you tell holy shit your like those weebs that will spam their anime binds not giving a shit about the game oh my god.
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When you get someone with Parkinson's to give you a handjob
Dude 1: Man that remix handjob from George H. Bush was amazing
Dude 2: Oh shit is he still giving them out?