Taint it

The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.

Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.

Seuss: just taint it

LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game

Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.

story slut

When one only receive Snaps that a friend puts on their story. The person who sends the snaps to the Snap Slut usually only does so to boost their Snapchat score

Jake: It's seems like the only Snapchats I get from Jen are those she posts to her story.

Trevor: Bro, you're totally her Story Slut.

Alyssa: Jon really thinks I like him because I send him Snaps, but little does he know, he's just my Story Slut.

Ellen: You only have one Story Slut? I have three guys that think I'm in love with them, but they're too stupid to realize they're just my Story Sluts.

burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.

Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.