Blumb

(N, Adj)Combination of the words blonde and dumb; a discrete way of calling someone a dumb blonde

That girl Taylin is such a blumb!

Swouite

To prank, troll, screw over, or mess with.

When you swouite someone, you mess up their previous plans. It’s usually what’s called a “funny swouite”, but to the person getting swouited, it will surely not be as funny.

We totally swouited tommy when we threw eggs all over his car!

She totally swouited him! I thought they were gonna get married but she said no on the wedding day! What a swouite!

Sorry, bro. I thought I could hang tonight but my mom swouited me last minute.