Odysseus

Some stud who went to war for a billion years, got lost on the way back, cheated on his wife- thrice.

"I am Odysseus, King of Itaca. I need GPS."

"I am Odysseus, King of Itaca. I need GPS."

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Civic

A 4 cylinder model manufactured by Honda from as far back as the literal dark ages. High potential for modification, and even higher potential for retarded shitfucks to totally turn it into a rolling laughing stock. When modified by a character of taste, it can be quite a nice looking (and even fast) car. When driven by shitfucks it's likely to explode when going over 80 km's

Person 1: "Wanna take a spin in the Humble Honda?"
Person 2: "Humble Honda? It's a might Civic ya shitfuck."