Clover_

some mf that is gayer then you

Person 1: dude Clover_ is so straight
Person 2: No they arent! They are super gay

Cat

Who needs therapy when you got a cat
If your sad they just get rid of it
Theres two kinds of cats NINJA and calm

ninja cats attack you when you don't annoy them but calm cats attack you when you annoy them.. guess you can call it acat on titan haha.. im not funny

cats are not a solid they are liquid

jfpnau

Short for jeff fucking perusal naming a upsidepenis

Dude 1: have you ever heard of jfpnau?
Dude 2: wtf no thats just word scramble

s-tool

a use to use a person as a tool and to complete a goal.

"We brought you here so we can use you as a s-tool