preparanoid

The state of preparing yourself for what could possibly occure but will never happen.

The state of having a loaded gun under your pillow for when the clowns come to eat you. "CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME. CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME."

My grandmother made me so preparanoid that we were going to be homeless this Christmas, that I totaly forgot about wanting presents.

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NASTICKY

A state of being or feeling nasty & sticky.

Covered in yellow cum.

"Boy, I'm feeling nasticky after you gave me that money shot."

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supposedtowas

A way of describing that your a complete fucking retard and can not for the life of you, produce a normal flowing sentence without sounding like a dumb ass.

Patrick: "I heard that it is supposedtowas cool down after those storms from last night...yeah"

Jonathan: ??? WTF is supposedtowas?

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niggranaut

Basically the biggest nigga you have ever seen.

The black guy from "The Longest Yard" is a niggranaut.

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lolerbate

The act of laughing out loud while masterbating.

Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them.

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prostitussy

Refers to a prostitutes smelly vagina. Similar to Badussy, minus the booty & dick.

Damb, bitch your fish smells like pussy; get your prostitussy ass out of my car before I back hand you.

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prostitussy

Refers to a prostitues smelly vagina. Similar to badussy, minus the booty & dick.

Damb, bitch. Your fish smells like pussy. Get your prostitussy ass out of my car before I back hand you.

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