pimpmacher

Jewish pimp king

Just talk to Pimpmacher. He'll hook you up with the finest japs in the shtetl.
Who do you want, Natalie Portman, Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis? Pimpmacher can get you anybody.

niggeroski

An African-Russian or African Eastern-European-country person.

What is up my Niggeroski. Pass me vodka and juice and my gold plated AK-47. Pump up the Timati and t.A.T.u. Roll dat key low g in smooth El Camino. Perestroika my niggeroski.

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FORD

Financially Outlasted the Rest of Detroit

Jimbo "I love my Chevy. Chevy is number one!"
Thomas "Did you know GM received a government bailout to stay in business?"
Jimbo "All them car makers did."
Thomas "Not Ford."
Jimbo "Found on road dead. Hahaha!"
Thomas "Actually, Ford now stands for financially outlasted the rest of Detroit. GM stands for government motors."

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hadbian

had sex with a lesbian

I hadbian last night. Now she's a switch hitter.

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