sublime

beneath a lime

the table is sublime

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Louisiana Tea Kettle

Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems

Doctor what happend??

louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!

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Pillow Frosting

Semen laying upon a pillow and or a womans breasts

I rolled over into a huge puddle of pillow frosting!

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tennessee hot pocket

Defocating into a woman's vagina

Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?

Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!

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Pink Comet

A projectile of period blood that exits a female's vagina when she queefs during a one week per month period

Margret! You got a pink comet on my almond jar!

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