gremlin

So, okay, let's say you're going to eat a chick out, okay? But when she drops her pants, you see that she's really nasty and stuff and there's just no way you're touching that shit. So, in order to show your distaste for her NASTY-AZZ PUSSY, you start to go down on her (holding your breath) and when you can't hold it in any longer, let it all come out your nose. The resulting snot-rocket will cake her disgusting pussy, and give it a texture somewhat resembling the texture found on a gremlin. Hence: The Gremlin.

1: Yo, your mom's pussy was so fucking nasty, I gave her a gremlin and it looked better than it did before.
2: Holy shit, too bad I took sloppy-seconds and the dude before me gave this chick the gremlin!
3: Ohhhhh yeah baby i love ur juicy the gremlin! (see the big one)

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