tequila bisexual

A person of professed homosexual identity who when under the influence of drugs or alcohol will be sexually intimate with an opposite cisgender partner. During sober interactions, the tequila bisexual will flatly deny any heterosexual attraction. This situation is caused by people who insist that someone must "choose a team" or that bisexuality isn't a legitimate sexually identity. It is the opposite of a two beer queer

John's boyfriend Marcus was drinking margaritas last night and ranting about how bisexuals need to pick a side. Guess who he made out with after? Erin!!! He is such a tequila bisexual.

Fantalize

A combination of fantasize and idolization. When someone idolizes a fantasy that they have created about someone or something.

Fantasizing: “indulging in daydreams or creating imaginative and often fantastic views or ideas”
Idolization: “the act of excessively admiring or worshipping someone, often to an unrealistic degree”

John fantalizes Amarah for her wonderful personality and looks as if he intimately knows her — even though he has only seen her once before.

Stop fantalizing him. You don’t even know him, just the built up image you have created of him in your head.