Kodie

A female that has a group of pre-pubescent 12 year old runescape playing nerd boys in the grasp of her hand. She tends to grope their nuts over the internet while they follow her every word and command. Symptoms of being a Kodie Follower include speaking with such accents that cause you to type the word "Don't" as "Dun." Many phrases used by the kodie kult are "Dun Hate", "Y hate", and the infamous "U drank 2 much haterade today." Kodie also allegedly admits she is a spoiled cuntfuck who refuses to get a job because her parents have loads of money. Kodie Kult followers fail to realize she has a penis. Pinkpanzy3 is Kodie's first disciple, and attempts to spread word of her whoren- I mean greatness. Followers of Kodie will never see a vagina.

Kodie: Give me all your money in rs, I require it.
Legions of Followers: Yes kodie. (Maybe we'll see her foot if we do this!!)
Anonymous: Lol bitch be stealing your monies.
Legions: DUN HATE.
Kodie: Ya dun hate.
Anonymous: What the hell, did you all suffer a stroke and you can't say "don't?"
Pinkpanzy3: U drank 2 much haterade today!!

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