Somebody claiming to be a rampant stud and a heavy boozer on the internet but who is in fact about 12.
"dude, have you seen this guy?! He went out on a three day binge and says condoms are too tight for him!"
"Sorry bro, you've been merked. He's a fergal. I've got his myspace here, he's only 12 years old."
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