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Traditionally, anything that is considered vile and non-kosher in the hebrew faith.
Contemporarily, something dirty and nasty you don't want around, much less want to consume or touch.
Traditional: Pork is traif and will not be served in this house!
Contemporary: Don't kiss her! That traif has been sucking homeless' c*ck!
61π 17π
how you feel after your tummy ache is gone. The feeling that now you can take on the world and make up new words! First coined by Eli712 of YouTube fame.
I had a tummy ache last week, but NOW I'm inspensiberk!
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In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.
"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"
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an expletive yelled at a person who gave in and did something they were adamant they were NOT going to do under ANY circumstances. Coined by Ozzy Osbourne in the following:
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"
Janice was adamant that she would not attend her brother's hockey game, yet there she is in the stands. Hello Albuquerque!!
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Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.
At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.
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singular noun
Any serious fan/follower of The Polyphonic Spree, a jam band of undefined genre whose members (approximately 24 musicians and growing) concenttrate on making music and good feelings rather than money and fame. The band was founded by Tim DeLaughter. This is not a derogatory term.
Any Spreetard worth their salt knows that The Polyphonic Spree is not a cult, in spite of the robes they wear.
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a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.
A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.