crush stealer

An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you

Hey why r u sad?

Cuz a fucking bitchy crush stealer just stole my boy from me! DUH STUPID

bushclowned

When you walk into a forest and a clown comes running at you with its pants down

I’m not smoking in that forest dude we’re gonna get bushclowned

Ur nan

Your grandmother in a less serious way.

I fricked your nan.
My nan is dead.
Yeah 'cause I fricked her too hard

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Butternut

When a guy nuts really fast, and it comes out really, really thick

"Dude I'm meeting up with that waitress from the bar later"
"Damn boi, bust a butternut!"

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