fauxhemian

kids who think they are totally groovy, jus because they have some "funky skirt" from Urban outfitters.

fauxhemian chick#1: omg, look at my rockin skirt, its like, pre ripped and everthing
fauxhemian chick#2: OMG that is so hard core! sick!

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urban outfitters

Bullshit store where you can buy overpriced personality, and quirky indeviduality, only for $9384752983457139045.98. All the money goes to support corrupt goverment and fascism. big marketer of the Pre-ripped Pre-Doodled pre-soul jeans

sue: LYK OMG LETS GO TO URBAN I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ME SOME CLOTHES
cindy: sweet!!!! can we go to starbucks first?
sue: SURE! and then to ambercormbie?
cindy: OK!
both : *sigh* o urban outfitters were would our sense of self be without u

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foxitude

being and extreme, passionate, overwhelming, loin quivering hotness!
so hot one feels the need to sit down

oh lawdy, jim morrison is muchly plagued with the foxitude

17👍 3👎