Etienne's piece

A penis so small when he sticks it in she says have you begun yet. It is so small you'll need a microscope to see it. When he gets a boner its the size of an ants foot, when he is hard he beats it with some tweezers. When Etienne goes to beat it, he needs a magnifying glass to find the object. Let's not forget he also watches gay porn and his jizz amount is similar to a white blood cell.

The fat bitch said " Damn, I just saw Etienne's piece under a telescope."

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