Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

rimjob ronnie

A male ass-tongue artist, oftentimes swiping at random assholes with his tongue and immediately running as fast as he can away from the scene.

Dale: Yo, Cecil, are you in the mood to surprise Daniel with one of your patented 'rim job ronnies'?

Cecil: Negative, Dale; my feet are too sore from performing a risky rimjob ronnie ast night.
Dale: lick my asshole, chump. NOW!!