dir

1. Also spelled 'dirr,' 'dirrr,' and 'dirrrr;' depending upon how obnoxious the user is, this word is sort of a substitute for the commonly used, 'duh,' used by the same type of people. Translated to direct english it's something along the lines of, "Obviously," or "You're retarded," also depending on the obnoxisity level of the user.
2. A DOS command to pull up the contents of the currently selected drive or folder.

1. "Man, President Bush is an idiot."
"Dirrrr"
2. C:\>dir
Volume in drive C has no label.
Volume Serial Number is ????-????

Directory of C:\

(Contents of folder displayed here in list-matic form)

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dir

replacement of "duh"

person 1: rain is wet
person 2 : DIR!!!

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dir dir

noun- the cardboard tube in the middle of a roll of toilet paper or paper towels.

take off the dir dir and put on a new roll!

/dir

Directed at someone.
It means that the message a user has sent is directed at someone.

Ronald: imagine being a furry/dir
Rob: ohhhh I see, you're talking about Jimmy right?
Ronald: yep, he's such a furry honestly

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Dir

1. Debt-to-Income Ratio (n.) Credit indicator computed by dividing one's total accumulated debt by one's annual net income.

2. A DOS command short for "directory"

1. "Dude, my DIR is laughable at best, immasculating at worst."

2. "I'll just type 'dir' at the 'c:\' command prompt to get a list of all the files contained in this drive (typing dir/p will pause the too-quickly scrolling list at each screen-length of text so that it can be read; typing 'dir/w' at the 'c:\' or 'd:\' etc.' command prompt will list the contained files in columns; typing 'dir/p/w' will get you columns as well as pause the list if there are too many file names to fit on the screen at one time)."

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DIR

The correct spelling of the deer animal.

The correct spelling of the dir animal.

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Dir Da Dir

A common phrase used to explain to someone or something that he/she/it just said/did something that was stupid. It can also be shortened to just "dir" depending on how it is used.

Another common term used instead of this phrase is "derp". If someone/something is to have "derped", it's a similar concept.

Man: "The sky is blue."
Woman: "Dir da dir!"

(Friend realizes he/she was wrong about something and expresses a smile of shame and embarassment)
You: "Dir!?!?????????"

Woman #1: "How did Jane get that question wrong? It was so obvious!"
Woman #2: "She derped."

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