Carnegie Mellon

A prestigious university established in 1900 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, famous in the fields of engineering, robotics, and computer science. Known to have a lot of nerds, geeks, Jews, and Asians - this is a nerd school. Tuition is ridiculously high, but most of CMU graduates end up making 6-digit salaries after landing a job.

Generally speaking, both the girls and guys in CMU are rather unattractive and socially awkward. The CFA (College of Fine Arts), however, is a different story. Those girls are hot.

Girl 1: "With the student body ratio being 65% male, a girl's gotta have it great."
CMU Girl 2: "Nah, not really, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
CMU Girl 3: "Welcome to Carnegie Mellon."

CMU Guy 1: "Man, all these fugly engineering and computer science girls in my classes make me wanna turn gay."
CMU Guy 2: "Nah, there's hope, here comes that cute design chick..."

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