pittsburgh option

(n) A form of suicide that involves entering a sports bar in the city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania in full Baltimore Ravens garb, and defecating on a Terrible Towel. Death is said to be immediate.

John lost his penis. Hope he doesn't use the Pittsburgh option.

Yeratowl

When a person in an argument attempts to shift blame to the opposing party using inaccurate equivalence.

P1: I can't believe you ate my sisters pudding in the fridge.
P2: It doesn't matter if I ate the pudding in the fridge, because you ate it first!
P1: Don't yeratowl me. You know I'm lactose intolerant!

Grounds for a beatdown

Noun. an action or actions an aggressor takes that gives respondent a fully acceptable reason to beat the aggressor into a hospital.

Guy 1: I heard the guy Stacy is dating hit her and her kid.
Guy 2: That's grounds for a beatdown. Let's fuck him up.