Cucumber dick

A cucumber dick is a way of telling a guy they have no dick and they've obviously shoved a cucumber down their trousers. Usually used in a context to make a boy go on the defensive because all he cares about is his penis.

Girl 1: James is such a dick
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally has a cucumber dick

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Armin Arlert

A being smarter than everyone and everything

Boy1: That guys a real Armin Arlert.
Boy2: I know right

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heaytt

heaytt is cool and hot and gay..

heaytt is hot

suicide

it is a mothafuckin shit in your list to live a long life.

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