crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

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cool for the summer

Exploring your sexuality

"Did you hear? Jen and Alison made out at that frat party last night, I didn't even know they were lesbians!"
"They're not, they're just cool
for the summer"

While Haley was muff deep with her roommate, she wondered if she was a lesbian or just cool for the summer.

"Hey, wanna lez out tonight?"
"Sure, I'm cool for the summer"

"I like your hat"
"YES I'M COOL FOR THE SUMMER!!!"
"Uhh..."

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