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When during integration that doesn't go smoothly (they rarely do) an engineer start questioning the life choices that got him into this mess.
co-worker: how is integration going?
engineer: I should have went to arts school. If only I wasn't so dependent on my fathers approval
co-worker: so... the usual integration hell?
engineer: I think the only way to fix this bug is to leave my wife, foreclose on the mortgage and move to maine to open a small bakery
In the process of getting a fellatio (blow job) and just before one's orgasm, the ejaculation from the male genital onto her (or his if you're queer) face. Purely organic facial cream.
OH - Susie, Linda! Mary! Whatever your name is! I can't hold it anymore!! Ready for your organic facial? OH! Here it comes!
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A person who lives to eat bacon on everything. One who believes everything takes better with bacon!
Bob: Yeah, I like bacon cheese burgers!
Mack: Well I am a bacontarian. I eat bacon on everything... bacon burgers, bacon on pizza, bacon on dogs, bacon on steak, bacon on ice-cream.....
Bob: Ho down monkey Mack! Get! a! grip!
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Peace in Arabic. Used as a common greeting by Arabs of all religions and by non-Arab Muslims, usually in the form of the sentence As-salamu alaykum, which literally mean "Peace be upon you". It is customary to respond with Wa Ê¿alaykumu s-salam, which means "and may peace be upon you too".
Guy: Salam alaykum fam
girl: Wa alaykumu s-salam
A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.
Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!
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One's sexual partner who is only a play toy. Just hard-core sex, no commitment, no 'real' feelings. Lust lover can also be identified as LL, or L2 when texting.
Jay: What you up to tonight? Do you want to go bowling?
Tony: Oh - just my usually lust lover coming over. Maybe bowling would be a good change!
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From Yiddish, rendered chicken or goose fat. in east European cooking chicken fat is used as an easy fix to otherwise tasteless cooking. in other words, its a Crowd pleaser.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.
Goyim: hi man, have you seen that food-porn video where they use lard in a matzo-ball soup? i thought you guys don't eat pork.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.
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