fecently

A way to impart to others that someone, including yourself, has recently taken a crap in any given bathroom. This can be used as a friendly warning.

"The bathroom's down the hall, to your left. I'd be careful though, Joe was in there fecently. You may want to wait a few minutes."

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Derbert

A roller derby pervert. Someone who watches women's roller derby just for the T&A.

I see that lone creepy dude every bout. He always sits in the stands with his binoculars, what a derbert.

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Vulvarine

A very hairy twat. This is usually a derogatory term.

Dude, I was about to go down on this chick last night, but she had a total vulvarine goin on down there.

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